Satire

May 15, 2012 3:49 pm

Hollywood's newest superhero: The Bystander

Perhaps you’ve seen him scrambling away from a streetside explosion? Craning his head back to glimpse hero and nemesis duke it out atop a skyscraper? Just trying to get to work when his goddamn train gets hijacked? Tearing up when it looks like the spandex messiah is going to die?

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